VP's biggest clutz?

Silver Husky · July 2008

Well seeing as how Silver just stubbed 3 toes at once by shutting a door on top of them it made me wonder about the other Vpians' clutzy moments. So post all your clutzy moments to see who can be named VP's biggest clutz. :P Silver has: tripped over thin air multiple times chocked on thin air twice went through a window on computer chair fallen up the stairs broken several glass items (test tubes, glasses, bottles) hit arms, toes, side, hips on dining room chairs multiple times. tumbled down cousins' stairs in a cardboard box had books fall on top of head when opening locker ate a big scoop of salsa while mom was making it, not relizing that she only had the jalepenos and onions in it. DX

Masko · July 2008

I tried lifting my legs up while on crutches and fell into the pool. I slipped on the deck of my dad's boat and fell into the lake. I ran into a chain link fence without seeing it. I ran into someone at the store and the 24-pack of Coke that they were carrying exploded everywhere on the floor. My finger got stuck on a conveyer belt on a field trip to a potato chip factory. I choked on a big chunk of hotdog. I forgot to button my pants and they fell down at school. *giggles* I forgot to zip my backpack and all my stuff fell out and it was RAINING! I slipped on CONCRETE (you may think its impossible but it isn't) I got a piece of stick stuck up my nose when I was 4 because I couldn't get a booger out of my nose. (don't ask) I choked on a piece of foil. O.o But, that's just me.

Ranger · July 2008

trips over nothing trips over own feet hits hips on counter edges ALL the time constantly stubbing toes tripping up and down stairs tripping over dogs chocking on anything I drink inhaled a mosquito today choke on spit :oops: all kinds of things, I have many blonde moments in life

EpikLove · July 2008

Tripped over nothing almost every day xD Fell into a pool headfirst Got chased by a dog up a basketball hoop Got chased by a cat. Got chased by a dog into a pool Ran into a door without seeing it at all Fell headfirst on the stairs Yes, as you can see accidents follow Bluey everywhere xD

SunnyDaysDontLie · July 2008

Hahaha Sunny has -Tripped UP the steps -Tripped down the steps -Broken several things (glasses, computers...) -LOST several things (iPods, phones..) -Ripped several things (T-shirts from mounting and dismounting a horse. -Fallen down several times (My knees are scarred up) -Gotten into several fights (I always won, but my arms are scarred by them.) -Gotten bit by a dog(I have a scar on my hand) -Gotten burned by a oven at 450*F (it grew blisters on top of blisters. Very painful :x ) So, Im a very clumsy person xD

~Topleaf~ · July 2008

I choked on a snowflake once. o.0 I think I win xD

Berton · July 2008

tripped up and down stairs tripped on escaltor tripped on air broke ipod via soda broke a plate by closing the dishwasher stepped on a tooth pick stepped on a bee feel off a swing getting on said swing got rope burn from a swing got knock over by lighting choked on noodles choked on air choked on water choked on laughter gets almost dragged around a show ring by a cow every year one year a cow stepped on my feet and i fell backwards i think i win xD

dachshund girl · July 2008

my parents have a saying when it comes to me! If i haven't fallen twice that day its a good day (i seem to fall all the time) my favorite moment is we were in this paint store getting paint for my room (duh what else do you do in a paint store) so I'm carrying out 2 things of paint , paint sticks , brushes , rollers ect. in a little box. I go to walk out the door trip over one of those big yellow squarish cones and fall. paint goes flying im bleeding brushes are all over the floor. it was a big mess! :oops: I have also -fallen up and down stairs (happens often) -fallen into a stream (twice a year) -fallen at the state fair and gotten stepped on repeatedly (ouch) -walked on to a smoke bomb -Choked on a DQ waffel bowl -Walked right off steps onto nothing (or hard cement) -hit my head on cabnets (happens a lot) -Been hit by doors (face hurt) -fallen oout of my chair(in middle of class) -Head my head on table .required medical tape, glue, and staples -Fell out of bed (required stitches) -ect.

Devilabc · July 2008

oh dear where do I start xD -I choke on cheese whenever I eat it -I choke on air - I choke on water -I fall up stairs - I fall downstairs - I hit my head on the door because I went down the stairs in a laundry basket - I trip over nothing -I'm always stubbing my toes (the same ones mind you) - I tripped and scarred my foot because I shot the hose at a bee that was coming at me and tripped. Should I continue? xD

IRawrSkittles · July 2008

Pmsl. This outta be fun. I have: -Ran into a light pole [after staring at it for 3 minutes] -Ran into a glass door screen thing [after I shut it, I forgot something outside, and just went walking and WHACK] -Tripped over my pants [that I was wearing] -Fallen into a door. -Fallen up/down stairs -Fallen down a road hill thing and rolled all the way down [Fun/Youch] -Tripped over people lying on the floor -Tripped over air at our festival and landed on some little kid -Fallen into a hole for our garden that I dug. -Ran into a window -_- -Tried leaning on a tree and ended up falling onto the ground -Hit my lip on a chair and busted my own lip [Did it yesterday, was turned around on a chair that had a back to it-I went to lay my head on the chair, and slammed my lip against it] -Gave myself a black eye by falling against a door and hitting the door handle Baha. Good times.

sylverwynd · July 2008

Sylver Has: Fallen off a deck backwards and parents had to call the ambulence Fell down fourteen stairs, From the top! Landed on my stomach. Got knocked down by my friends huge dog that I thought was attached to the tree. Turns out he wasnt... Drove around in one of those little dunebuggy things and crashed into a corner and sprained my ankle. Fell off a swingset and broke my arm

SunnyDaysDontLie · July 2008

Oh! I forgot some XD -Fallen down and sprained my ankle (And I havent been rollerskating since) -ran into several walls -Ran into several doorhandles -Has fallen on her rear end several times -Was holding a race and scraped her knee to her ankle and her elbow -Ran into one of those glass table top things and had to have stiches on her forhead -Dropped an alive fish down the toliet while cleaning its tank Dx -Gotten hit on the head with a running ceilingfan -Slipped and fell on ice (which is why I told MrD that there was no way in hell he was getting me on that ice during the feildtrip) -Cut my finger several times. Most of those times have been wiht my pocketknife and I was carving a voodoo doll or something. -Tripped UP the steps -Tripped down the steps -Broken several things (glasses, computers...) -LOST several things (iPods, phones..) -Ripped several things (T-shirts from mounting and dismounting a horse. -Fallen down several times (My knees are scarred up) -Gotten into several fights (I always won, but my arms are scarred by them.) -Gotten bit by a dog(I have a scar on my hand) -Gotten burned by a oven at 450*F (it grew blisters on top of blisters. Very painful :x ) I am a clumsy person -_-

Ranger · July 2008

I was running backward and fell and broke the growth plate on my wrist and I was going to take a chug of mountain dew and missed my mouth and spilled it all over my shirt haha

Tyka · July 2008

Crazy has -had 3 concusions (sledding, sliding down the stairs, and falling off a horse) -had half a glass plate go into my knee -tripped on a wrestling mat in gym and got floor burn -burned myself at least 3 times in the last month (twice will cooking and a few times straightening my hair) -bruised the vertibrate in my lower back will diving in the pool -tripped up the stairs twice in a matter of 2 minutes yesterday -almost tripped over my own foot and then my dog pushed me down -gotten at least 4 sunburns already this summer -legs are covered in mosquito bites because I forgot to put on bug spray one night -Burned myself on the stomach with a curling iron when I was younger -tripped going up the stairs in school -laughed so hard I had kool-aid come out of my nose -slammed my hand in the car door once -slammed my sisters hand in the car door -laughed so hard I was out of breath and fell out of my chair in class\ -got so frustrated I slammed my head on my desk and had the worst headache ever for the rest of the day Gosh its so bad I can't even remember it all but I do remember that I have alot of burn scares that I don't remember where they all came from

dogtrainer101 · July 2008

I have done to many things to list I will just put a few. -fell off a horse twice in one day within one hour -broke my thumb falling off that horse -fell while getting off the bus -fell at the state fair and got stepped on by a horse -got stepped on by my horse today and I think I broke my foot -I was running into my garage and tripped on a hose and went flying into the door and got my forehead stuck on the hinge -got a cut on my nose while running when i was younger and needed stiches I have a scare in the shape of the Nike Swish -I dropped the light to my aquarium and got shocked. -got my finger caught in my printer trying to unjam it. I have done much more then that

SunnyDaysDontLie · July 2008

Wow O_O

Pepper97 · July 2008

Trainer Kelsey wrote:

I tried lifting my legs up while on crutches and fell into the pool.

I fell into my pool and that's why I'm on crutches now. >>

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