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Some examples of why humans have evolved as far as possible.
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On Sears hairdryer:</span><br>Do not use while sleeping.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On a bag of Fritos:</span><br>You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(The shoplifter special!)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On a bar of Dial soap:</span><br>Directions: Use like regular soap.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(and that would be how?)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On some Swann frozen dinners:</span><br>Serving suggestion: Defrost.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)</span><br>Do not turn upside down.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(Too late! you lose!)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:</span><br>Product will be hot after heating.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On packaging for a Rowenta iron:</span><br>Do not iron clothes on body.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On Boot's Children's cough medicine:</span><br>Do not drive car or operate machinery.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On Nytol sleep aid:</span><br>Warning: may cause drowsiness.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(One would hope!)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On a Korean kitchen knife:</span><br>Warning: keep out of children.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On a string of Christmas lights:</span><br>For indoor or outdoor use only.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(As opposed to use in outer space?)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On a food processor:</span><br>Not to be used for the other use.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(Now I'm curious.)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On Sainsbury's peanuts:</span><br>Warning: contains nuts.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(seriously?! I would have never guessed.)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On an American Airlines packet of nuts:</span><br>Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On a Swedish chainsaw:</span><br>Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)</span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">On a child's Superman costume:</span><br>Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.<br><span style="font-style:italic">(Well, crap. There go my hopes and dreams. -cries-)</span><br><br>xD
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