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*Cough* Poisoned?

Darkist AngelDarkist Angel
edited January 2009 in Vent
So something interesting happened to me today...<br><br>I was eating peanut butter crackers today. Innocent enough right? Naught!<br><br>My Mom walks in from out side and kicks off her boots. She starts rambling about something but I am not paying attention because I am training a dog on here. And then her voice gets louder, I sigh and swing my Roley chair (it's this really nice chestnut red leather chair) to face her.<br><br>"So Ma how was your day?" I ask not really interested. She doesn't get the boredom in my voice and tells me about her day anyway. Blah Blah Blah.<br><br>She is still talking about something when I lift a half eaten cracker to my mouth in order to be digested hungrily by my stomach.<br><br>"Trill, have you not been listening to what I have been saying." All the time she is eyeing my cracker.<br><br>"hum what would you say if I said no?" I reply a little sheepishly. I mean Ma's the one who pays the bills so shouldn't she at least have half of my attention.<br><br>"What brand of cracker are you nibbling on?" (yes she actually said nibbling)<br><br>"Hum Keebler. Why?" The cracker is now down my throat happily on its way down my digestive track.<br><br>"Mmm, you now have food poisoning." Her voice is all like o-Hun-it-is-no-big-deal-that-you-are-going-to-die.<br><br>Lets just say that I had a coughing fit and searched the Internet for like two hours trying to find information about this. Mom was right Keebler and a few other companies are calling back there peanut butter products because of Salmonella. I was scarred for my life till I read the date on the crackers which was a month before the out brake.
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Comments

  • katie2794katie2794
    24.11.37.104
    ww thats scary :shock:
  • CORYCORY
    76.124.114.35
    Not gunna eat those brands for a while. Its a good thing you ate non contaminated. Cause Vp would be out a of a good trainer. But your ok so that is good :D
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  • rohesiarohesia
    75.156.203.33
    ha my wii told me that headline yesterday, actually!
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  • SunnyDaysDontLieSunnyDaysDontLie
    70.61.105.212
    But this is where logic fails your mother.<br><br>Just because Keebler recalled their crackers because of salmonella doesn't mean that all of the crackers were contaminated, though theres always a pretty good chance ;]
    "I am carrying all my hatred and contempt for power, its laws, its authority, its society, and I have no room for guilt or fear of punishment."-Diego Rios
    Semper Fi.
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