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Almost Got My Face Ripped Off (PICS)

So today, I woke up and didn't want to let the cat in because the door clicks and I didn't want to wake up my dad.<br><br>When he woke up he said go ahead and let her in. She wasn't at the door, but I saw her little brown fur in the corner of her box on the patio. Little did I know it wasn't HER brown fur.<br><br>I made cute little clicking sounds to get her out of the box, but when she didn't come, I took off the lid, and I about had a heart attack. <br><br>It was a racoon and 7inches from my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I slammed the lid down got in the house and my dad and I just kinda stood there..<br><br>Me: "Uh..."<br>Dad: "Um....that's not KeKe."<br>Me: "Yeah...."<br>Dad: "So where's the cat?"<br>Me: "Not in the box."<br><br><br>So dad gets a rake and the lid to the box and carries the box WITH the racoon still inside to the middle of the yard.<br><br>When he kicks the box....nothing happens<br>He kicks it again...nothing<br>-meanwhile I'm watching from the safe quarters of the house CRACKING UP!!!! If you've never seen a 54year old man try to get a racoon from a box, you've gotta see it-<br>So he tips the box over and yells and kicks the box<br>Nothing<br>So he resorted to throwing rocks at it<br>NOTHING<br>It is currently still sitting in the middle of our lovely yard. It won't leave!!!!<br><br><br>PS - I've got pictures!!!<br><br>Dad just said:<br><br>"Well I have to go get my rake, it's like taunting a wild bull."<br>OH father you make me laugh!!!<br><br><br>PICS:<br><br>It's in the yard: <a href="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc69/Quiggles_101/001.jpg"; target="_blank" class="bb-url">http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc69 ... 01/001.jpg</a><br>It's also BIG: <a href="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc69/Quiggles_101/002.jpg"; target="_blank" class="bb-url">http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc69 ... 01/002.jpg</a><br>The Weapons: <a href="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc69/Quiggles_101/003.jpg"; target="_blank" class="bb-url">http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc69 ... 01/003.jpg</a><br>What I THOUGHT was in the box: <a href="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc69/Quiggles_101/PICT0001-0154-1.jpg"; target="_blank" class="bb-url">http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc69 ... 0154-1.jpg</a>
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