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Just a poot

AlabamaAlabama
edited August 2010 in General Discussion
My youngest (4 yo) has had a rash for over a week. It's in patches all over her body and she has a prescription lotion I have to put on her twice a day. So this morning, after her bath, I'm putting the lotion on and rubbing it in. Well, she has a patch that's at the top of her butt crack, so she has to kind of bend over so I can make sure and get it covered. We're both kinda bent over and I'm rubbing the lotion in when she farts. Now, this is my husband's child. She can't do a little fart, she has to RIP it.. Right in my face.<br><br>I jump back and say her name in the surprised mom voice. She turns around and says, " But mom, it was just a poot"
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  • CORYCORY
    74.60.131.169
    LOL<br>Poor Bama
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  • HollyWoodHollyWood
    98.179.162.83
    XD
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  • DarkyBreedingDarkyBreeding
    67.172.14.3
    <span style="font-size:85">lmao Bama, that reminds me of a story I heard once:<br><br>A mother took her two children, a 4 year old and a 8 month old, to McDonalds one day on their way home from day-care. After giving her son (4 year old) his happy meal and settling into eating her food, she began to smell something funny. After checking her 8 month old, she turned to her 4 year old and said <br><br>"Danny, do you need to go to the bathroom?" <br>He simply replied "No mom" and kept on eating his food. A few minutes later, she again smelled this smell and turned to her son and said "Danny, are you sure you don' t need to go the bathroom?" again, Danny replied "No mom" and kept eating his food.<br><br>Finally, a few minutes later...she smelled it again and new it had to be coming from Danny. So again, she asked "Danny, are you positive you don't have to go to the bathroom?" At this point, her son jumped up on the table, pulled down his pants and bent over in front of his mom and screamed "Look mom, its just farts!" then pulled his pants up and sat down and continued eating his happy meal<br><br>xD</span>
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  • AlabamaAlabama
    74.226.4.180
    ROFL
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  • ShibagirlShibagirl
    71.217.81.138
    XD My three year sister (Who I watch a lot since my mom is almost always gone.) dislikes wearing clothing.<br>I made her get dressed before I had a friend over. Once my friend leaves my sister says "<span style="font-style:italic">Oh good thing your friend is gone! Now I can take off my clothes! *Rips off clothing VERY quickly* Ahh that's better!!"</span><br><br>She is also obsessed with one of my guy friends. The thing is.. She has never met him. Lol
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  • LonleycarrotsLonleycarrots
    24.56.224.75
    ahh children. Such a joy. Its a mystery why some people choose to live without them.
  • lovefrompaigelovefrompaige
    71.209.159.200
    <span style="font-size:85"><span style="color:#0000FF">How CUTE!!! XD lol </span></span>
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  • iluvdogs111iluvdogs111
    74.32.97.15
    LOL, that is cute.
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  • CybergirlCybergirl
    72.147.142.202
    LOL that made my day so much better. My little cousins about to be 3, and when he poots and it always goes, "Did you just poot?" "No!" "Are you lying?" "Yes!" Very cute xD
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