From Crocidile Dundee
Mugger: "Hand over the money *points a knife*
Girl: "Give him what he wants, Nick, he has a knife."
Dundee: "Thats a knife? That ain't no knife, mate. *pulls out HIS knife*: THIS is a knife"
(Is that allowed?)
Jodi Picolut:
-My sisters keeper
-Plain truth
-19 minutes
-Vanishing acts
Damn, I was going to say Twilight, but NVM
Meyer:
The host
*cough*
Anne of Green Gables series
Psh. Nothing to the one I had lastnight.
Me: What do you want
Mind: Edward Cullen
Me: I know THAT much. I ment what do you want to do with your LIFE?
Mind: Ohhhh.
Me: Well?
Mind: I want to become a vampire!
Me: I ment JOB wise!
Mind: Oh. I dont k…
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Rules were made to be broken
4/3 of the people have trouble with fractions. The other 50% dont. (I find that HILARIOUS, because I am one that understants one fraction and doesnt…
False
I know where he is because I am meyers stalker, therefore I know where edward is
TPBM doesnt know I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder (If you dont...)
"I diddnt lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay."
"A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you going "DUDE, THAT was FREEKING awesome!"
"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not …